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Phyllis Diller

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There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto.


— Phyllis Diller


#bank #bank account #checks #ghetto #little

You know you're old if your walker has an airbag.


— Phyllis Diller


#old #walker #you #your

His finest hour lasted a minute and a half.


— Phyllis Diller


#finest hour #half #his #hour #lasted

I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing.


— Phyllis Diller


#eighteen #i #ironing #teen years #years

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.


— Phyllis Diller


#kids #know #like #looked #many

My photographs don't do me justice - they just look like me.


— Phyllis Diller


#justice #like #look #me #photographs

I wanted to become me, totally me. The more me, the better. I instinctively knew this and I was right.


— Phyllis Diller


#better #i #instinctively #knew #me

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.


— Phyllis Diller


#buried #i #ironing #lot #yard

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot.


— Phyllis Diller


#barefoot #compliments #know #old #shoes

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?


— Phyllis Diller


#chance #housework #kill #take #take a chance






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Diller also starred in two short-lived TV series: The Pruitts of Southampton (1966–1967); later retitled The Phyllis Diller Show) a half-hour sitcom on ABC; and The Beautiful Phyllis Diller Show (1968) a variety show on NBC. "Am I too late for the trash?" Phyllis Diller'd yell. She created a stage persona of a wild-haired and eccentrically dressed housewife who made self-deprecating jokes about her age and appearance her terrible cooking and a husband named "Fang" while pretending to smoke from a long cigarette holder.

Phyllis Diller (July 17 1917 – August 20 2012) was an American actress and comedienne. She created a stage persona of a wild-haired and eccentrically dressed housewife who made self-deprecating jokes about her age and appearance her terrible cooking and a husband named "Fang" while pretending to smoke from a long cigarette holder.

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