#funny

The funny thing is all these school shootings that we have, always happen in very religious communities. Maybe it's because the centre of their lives is a big fat nothing and it's just a fantasy and there's nothing there. I think maybe that might have something to do with it. ↗

— Matthew Bright

#because #big #centre #communities #fantasy

The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere. ↗

— Jimmy Fallon

#cab #cab driver #driver #get #how

Steve Martin is one of the most intelligent, well-read human beings that I've ever come across. He is equally as funny off screen as he is on. But he also has a very intellectual side, and he's a really nice human being. We actually become good friends. ↗

— Anthony LaPaglia

#actually #also #become #being #beings

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. ↗

— George Burns

#another #caring #city #family #happiness

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. ↗

— George Burns

#boy #dead #i #only #sea

They're great girls. They're very funny, they're very smart, they're fun to be with. They're very lively, as I think people can tell. And you know, they're very confident girls. ↗

— Laura Bush

#fun #funny #great #i #i think

Funny things happen to you in movies for silly reasons. ↗

— Michael Caine

#funny things #happen #movies #reasons #silly

I didn't dream about you last night. I woke up in fear. ↗

— Michael Summers

#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. ↗

— George Carlin

#belief #die #gets #goes #roof

Electricity is really just organized lightning. ↗