#funny

It's funny. No matter how hard you try, you can't close your heart forever. And the minute you open it up, you never know what's going to come in. But when it does, you just have to go for it! Because if you don't, there's not point in being here. ↗

— Kirstie Alley

#chances #close #comedic #eternity #existance

I really wanted to just be a musician. I didn't want to be anything else, but I was funny and all that. ↗

— Jamie Foxx

#else #funny #i #just #just be

You know what? I never really factor Hollywood into anything. I'm a black actor, so I can't really control what Hollywood thinks. I gotta go do my thing, and my jokes have got to be funny. Whatever I do has got to be great. ↗

— Jamie Foxx

#anything #black #control #factor #funny

You know what's funny to me? Attitude. ↗

— Don Rickles

#funny #know #me #you

I started writing when I was 9 years old. I was like this weird kid who would just stay in my room, typing little funny magazines and drawing comic strips. ↗

— R. L. Stine

#comic strips #drawing #funny #i #just

I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me. ↗

— Stephen Fry

#age #bladder #i #me #need

It's funny - nowadays people that are famous get chased by paparazzi. They have this fame, but they don't have the money to hide from it. ↗

— Matt LeBlanc

#fame #famous #funny #get #hide

You can't be funny if you don't have good material. ↗

— Matt LeBlanc

#good #good material #material #you

Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh. ↗