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Rachel Dratch

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isn't telling a girl you just loooooove eating horsemeat one step away from saying you haven't lived 'til you've eaten puppy skewers?


— Rachel Dratch


#dating

But I majored in Drama, modified with Psychology.


— Rachel Dratch


#i #majored #modified #psychology

I did some acting in high school, I knew I really liked it.


— Rachel Dratch


#did #high #high school #i #knew

I could see myself in some sort of pioneer bonnet, it's my childhood fantasy, but I think I look too Jewish for the prairie.


— Rachel Dratch


#could #fantasy #i #i think #jewish

I definitely don't want to do drama. I'm not looking to branch out into that world.


— Rachel Dratch


#definitely #drama #i #into #looking

I did Second City, and Nia Vardalos also did Second City, so I knew her from there.


— Rachel Dratch


#city #did #her #i #knew

I also didn't consider myself a huge baby person.


— Rachel Dratch


#baby #consider #huge #i #myself

I didn't originally intend on writing a book. I started writing during the day to feel like I was accomplishing something creative.


— Rachel Dratch


#book #creative #day #during #feel

I don't really consider myself an impressionist.


— Rachel Dratch


#i #impressionist #myself #really

All I remember is the last time I played a videogame, it was Space Invaders.


— Rachel Dratch


#i remember #invaders #last #last time #played






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Did you know about Rachel Dratch?

She recently appeared online with comedian Billy Eichner in a spoof of Jay-Z's and Alicia Keys's "Empire State of Mind" titled "Forest Hills State of Mind. It did not test well and the role was recast. Rachel Susan Dratch (born February 22 1966) is an American comic actress best known for her roles as a cast member of Saturday Night Live from 1999 to 2006.

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