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Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend.


Lucy Liu


#boyfriend #buy #everything #funny #i

There is one major problem with anti-virus software: It needs updating. Users cannot be relied upon to have even the anti-virus software in the first place, let alone be able or willing to pay for the updates.


Glenn Turner


#alone #anti-virus #cannot #even #first

In his experience with women, it was difficult to recover once things began to go wrong--once they had unreasonably decided that you were a person with whom they were not under any circumstances ever going to have sex.


John Lanchester


#men #relationships #sex #women #dating

I didn’t look at Thanet. I couldn’t because he would see the hurt on my face. “He loves you,” Thanet said. “He’s hurting and it’s not just the Quinn thing. It’s being away from you and wondering if you’re hurting, too. Or if you’re having too much fun to hurt. What he really needed was to laugh, though. So we laughed…until he cried.” That undid me. I looked at Thanet with so many questions on my lips.


Laura Anderson Kurk


#dating #family #glass-girl #henry-whitmire #high-school

Every person is attractive to somebody. You are. I am. Jim Bob over there is, too. Every person is probably ugly to somebody, too. You are. I am. Jim Bob over there is, too. Don’t take it personally. And, we all need to do ourselves a favor. We need to believe people when they tell us we’re beautiful, handsome, sexy, attractive, hot, or hunkalicious, especially when that someone is somebody that we think is beautiful, handsome, sexy, attractive, hot, or babealicious. Because you know what? They probably really think so. They probably aren’t lying. They probably don’t give a damn that you don’t look like Pamela Anderson.


Dan Pearce


#beauty #dating #people #relationships #sexiness

When a girl says she wants to be friends with benefits, I always ask if that includes dental insurance.


Jarod Kintz


#dental-insurance #friendship #funny #humor #life

Eventually, you forget it all. First you forget everything you learned - the dates of wars and Pythagorean theorem. You especially forget everything you didn't really learn, but just memorized the night before. You forget the names of all but one or two of your favorite teachers, and eventually you forget those, too. You forget your junior class schedule and where you used to sit and your best friend's home number and the lyrics to that song you must have played a million times, and eventually, but slowly, you forget your humiliations - even the ones that seemed indelible, just fade away. You forget who was cool and who was not, who was pretty, smart, athletic, and not, who went to good college, who threw the best parties, who had the most friends. You forget them all. Even the ones you said you loved, and the ones you actually did. They're the last to go. And once you've forgotten enough, you love someone else....


Manasa Rao


#love #memories #dating

There's more to life than dating the boy on the football team.


Taylor Swift


#dating

Why did I sign up for this?" "Because we grow by challenging ourselves


Beth Fantaskey


#grow #mature #ourselves #us #dating

…If anything else, all I ever did was love you….


Beth Fantaskey


#dating






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