#dating

The Google algorithm was a significant development. I've had thank-you emails from people whose lives have been saved by information on a medical website or who have found the love of their life on a dating website. ↗

— Tim Berners-Lee

#been #dating #development #emails #found

I don't entirely reject the idea of efficient markets. It needs updating. ↗

— Andrew Lo

#entirely #i #idea #markets #needs

It's a big responsibility dating me. Because I come with a little bit of baggage, you know? ↗

— Demi Lovato

#because #big #big responsibility #bit #come

Now that I've had a book published, it is quite validating, but a bit embarrassing. ↗

— Jon McGregor

#book #embarrassing #had #i #now

You know, the man of my dreams might walk round the corner tomorrow. I'm older and wiser and I think I'd make a great girlfriend. I live in the realm of romantic possibility. ↗

— Stevie Nicks

#corner #dreams #girlfriend #great #i

Education technology and school construction go together. Modernization, updating education facilities, and making a capital investment in education are all included. ↗

— Major Owens

#capital investment #construction #education #facilities #go

I'm not great at dating, but I need to do it to relax. ↗

— Lena Dunham

#great #i #need #relax

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that. ↗

— Mitch Hedberg

#girlfriend #i #i do #know #mad

People only see gymnastics on TV and in the Olympics at such an extreme. So it can be intimidating. ↗

— Shawn Johnson

#gymnastics #intimidating #olympics #only #people

And if I had a clone of myself, I’d seriously consider giving up my crime fighting to settle down in a serious relationship. Even though it would be a same sex relationship, dating your own clone definitely isn’t gay. And even though you are related to yourself, dating your own clone is not incest either. It’s merely self-love. It’s more like masturbation mixed with conversation. How many times have you longed for a talking penis? ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#funny #masturbation #dating