#dating

Maybe God created the desert so that man could appreciate the date trees ↗

— Paulo Coelho

#life-lessons #dating

I think working with Johnny Depp was very intimidating. It was my fault though. I mean he's a total cool nice, nice guy, but I was just so, I don't know, overpowered by his presence. Like he's a very mystic person. He's older so I never really warmed up around him. I was so stiff. ↗

— Franka Potente

#cool #depp #fault #guy #him

I have ways of making extra money when I need it", he said, slightly offended. "When Gilbert needed money for graduate school, I sold a kidney on the black market for tuition." We can grow those back?" I asked. It wasn't my kidney. ↗

— Molly Harper

#molly-harper #dating

Appearance is something you should definitely consider when you're going out. Have your girlfriend clip your nails or something like that. ↗

— Usher

#appearance #clip #consider #definitely #girlfriend

The thread of will-they-or-won't-they was the real driver of every word and glance and shift of body. So...this was a date, Blay thought. A subtextual negotiation slipcovered in talk of books read and music enjoyed. ↗

— J.R. Ward

#blaylock #jr-ward #lover-mine #saxton #dating

Why would Roman gods want to date Chinese Canadians? ↗

— Rick Riordan

#grandmother #heroes-of-olympus #humor #percy-jackson-and-the-olympians #son-of-neptune

Kiss me, babe."' "No, really." Beneath the light of a sixty-watt bulb on her porch, Adele Harris placed a hand on the chest of her latest date. "I've had enough excitement for one night. ↗

— Rachel Gibson

#dating

Conflict of interest. I wanted to date somebody who was less screwed up than me, and she wasn't. ↗

— Jason Krumbine

#dating #humor #dating

I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it. ↗

— Garry Shandling

#evidently #i #now #unaware #who

I figure we go through things that make us stronger, but we also go through things that just simply piss us off. ↗

— Meg Winkler

#experience #life #romance #dating