#dating

I'm enjoying dating. I'm single, though, I'm not in a relationship. ↗

— Matt Czuchry

#enjoying #i #relationship #single #though

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that. ↗

— Mitch Hedberg

#girlfriend #i #i do #know #mad

People only see gymnastics on TV and in the Olympics at such an extreme. So it can be intimidating. ↗

— Shawn Johnson

#gymnastics #intimidating #olympics #only #people

And if I had a clone of myself, I’d seriously consider giving up my crime fighting to settle down in a serious relationship. Even though it would be a same sex relationship, dating your own clone definitely isn’t gay. And even though you are related to yourself, dating your own clone is not incest either. It’s merely self-love. It’s more like masturbation mixed with conversation. How many times have you longed for a talking penis? ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#funny #masturbation #dating

It seems essential, in relationships and all tasks, that we concentrate only on what is most significant and important. ↗

— Soren Kierkegaard

#concentrate #essential #important #most #only

I want my audience to know me for my work, not because of who I'm dating or what drugs I'm on or what club I went to. ↗

— Shia LaBeouf

#because #club #dating #i #know

I don't ever wanna come across too intimidating, so as long as I look like you can come up and give me a hug, that's good. ↗

— Jessica Simpson

#come #ever #give #give me #good