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#girlfriends

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #girlfriends




Quite a lot of the girls I get photographed with are just friends and then, according to the papers, I have, like, 7,000 girlfriends.


Harry Styles


#friends #get #girlfriends #i #just

I wanted to be a designer since I was a kid, and I was always attracted to the way rock stars dressed and the way their girlfriends dressed. I always thought that they were the most interesting people.


Anna Sui


#attracted #designer #dressed #girlfriends #i

I have lunches with my girlfriends, who just turned 40, and some of those lunches, we're crying and screaming about our husbands, saying we want to leave them and run away. And then, other lunches, we're fine and love our husbands and are happy with our lives.


Leslie Mann


#away #crying #fine #girlfriends #happy

When you forget yesterday and embrace the new vision of what you are to become through the eyes of your best friend, you have found a new sister standing by the open door that was once closed in your heart.


Shannon L. Alder


#friendship #girlfriends #new-family #family

You know how you have a good meal and you got gravy left on the plate. The gravy was so good that you don’t want to leave it on the plate but you don’t want to be a pig about it? So you take your bread and use it to sop up the rest of the gravy. That guy is totally soppable!


Erin Jamison


#girlfriends #online-dating #sexy-men #dating

There is just no comparison between having a dinner date with a man and staying home playing canasta with the girls.


Marilyn Monroe


#girlfriends #dating

If girlfriends were knees, I'd love to have both of mine replaced. That way, it'd be easier to run around on them.


Jarod Kintz


#girlfriends #knees #replaced #run-around #witty

The only way to cry your eyes out and laugh your ass off at the same time is to have your mom or girlfriends present. Without them, the laughing part wouldn't be nearly as fun.


Shannon L. Alder


#despair #girlfriends #humor #laughing #moms

Hell, I’m practically an escort for my rich doctor clients. They call and I come running whispering sweet nothings in their ears and whipping out some of the best drugs money can buy. Matter of fact, we just got some meds in that makes Viagra look like chewable kiddie vitamins. One of my doctors told me when he came it was so good, he blacked out temporarily. Me and my boy toy are trying that one out tonight.


A.T. Hicks


#humor #over-the-top #sex-crazed #viagra #money

It's true, I did say I wanted girlfriends," I capitulated hesitantly, "but couldn't we start with something smaller and less terrifying? Like maybe spend a weekend at a crack house? I heard those people are very nonjudgmental, and if you accidentally say something offensive you can just blame it on their hallucinations.


Jenny Lawson


#friends #girlfriends #anxiety






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