#girlfriends

I have a lot of very close girlfriends and sisters - I'm from an all female family. My father often quips that even the cat was neutered! ↗

— Shirley Manson

#cat #close #even #father #female

I suppose I was a little bit of what would be called today a nerd. I didn't have girlfriends, and really I wasn't a very social boy. ↗

— Charles Kuralt

#bit #boy #called #girlfriends #i

Hell, I’m practically an escort for my rich doctor clients. They call and I come running whispering sweet nothings in their ears and whipping out some of the best drugs money can buy. Matter of fact, we just got some meds in that makes Viagra look like chewable kiddie vitamins. One of my doctors told me when he came it was so good, he blacked out temporarily. Me and my boy toy are trying that one out tonight. ↗

— A.T. Hicks

#humor #over-the-top #sex-crazed #viagra #money

It's true, I did say I wanted girlfriends," I capitulated hesitantly, "but couldn't we start with something smaller and less terrifying? Like maybe spend a weekend at a crack house? I heard those people are very nonjudgmental, and if you accidentally say something offensive you can just blame it on their hallucinations. ↗

— Jenny Lawson

#friends #girlfriends #anxiety

I have not spent years in therapy; I tried therapy in my mid-twenties, and it did not go very well. I just thought, 'This is so not for me. I would rather talk to one of my girlfriends.' ↗

— Hope Davis

#girlfriends #go #i #i tried #just

I have not spent years in therapy; I tried therapy in my mid-twenties, and it did not go very well. I just thought, 'This is so not for me. I would rather talk to one of my girlfriends.' I'm not at a point in my life when I'm analyzing too much. I have young children, and I'm just pretty much crazed. ↗

— Hope Davis

#children #crazed #did #girlfriends #go

The public's got it right, a lot of NBA stars are arrogant and like to spend lots of money and have lots of girlfriends and all that. ↗

— Andrew Bogut

#girlfriends #got #like #lot #lots

I just did something on a show on UPN called "Girlfriends" that will be on television in February. I am actually a much better actor today than I was in 1996, believe it or not. ↗

— Christopher Darden

#actually #am #believe #better #better actor

I have 20,000 girlfriends, all around the world. ↗

— Justin Timberlake

#around #girlfriends #i #world

Well, I think there's not much of a chance for me finding somebody of my age. Gentlemen of my age are dropping down 30 years to find girlfriends. ↗

— Victoria Wood

#chance #down #dropping #find #finding