#girlfriends

A demonic reaper asked to be my valentine and then killed his crazy ex-girlfriend to save my life. Tomorrow I was starting up antipsychotic meds. ↗

— Courtney Allison Moulton

#ex-girlfriends #humor #life-saving #meds #reaper

Nessa held her arm up. She was staring at it, trying to gauge how big that was. “Dude, that’s as big as my arm. That’s like being f****d by a limb dude!” She wiggled her arm back and forth. “That's not normal. ↗

— Erin Jamison

#funny #girlfriends #humor #men #sex

I used to try to draw my girlfriends. I think one of the most romantic things that anybody can do is draw a portrait of the person you love. ↗

— Nick Carter

#anybody #draw #girlfriends #i #i think

When I'm out with my girlfriends at the bar, and I see some young 18-year old boy, just for fun I say, 'Hi honey. Do you like girls? Do you like girls exclusively? Oh, good.' ↗

— Yasmine Bleeth

#boy #exclusively #fun #girlfriends #good

It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends. ↗

— Carrot Top

#anybody #anything #bad #except #girlfriends

If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends. ↗

— Orson Welles

#because #been #cave #civilization #eating

We're getting ready to take over the world. My group of girlfriends - we're renegades. ↗

— Lisa Bonet

#getting #girlfriends #group #over #ready

I like to think of myself as very loyal, and I love everyone I surround myself with, whether they're friends or girlfriends or whatever. ↗

— Taylor Lautner

#friends #girlfriends #i #i love #like

I had girlfriends, but settling down was the last thing on my mind. ↗

— Hugh Bonneville

#girlfriends #had #i #last #mind

If you don't have a valentine, hang out with your girlfriends, don't go looking for someone. When it's right, they'll come to you. ↗

— Carmen Electra

#come #girlfriends #go #hang #looking