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This is..." "You completely forgot what day it is, didn't you?" "Eh?" "It's your birthday!!" "Huh... It is? Oh!" "Idiot!


Shizuru Seino


#love

Growing up, my parents never gave me as much as I wanted for my birthday. For example, one year I wanted a yo-yo, and they ended up giving me some wound up string. Gee, thanks, mom.


Jarod Kintz


#humor #humor

I was born on the night of Samhain, when the barrier between the worlds is whisper-thin and when magic, old magic, sings its heady and sweet song to anyone who cares to hear it.


Carolyn MacCullough


#halloween #magick #samhain #witches #mac

…tomorrow was her birthday, and she was thinking how fast the years went by, how old she was getting, and how little she seemed to have accomplished. Almost twenty-five and nothing to show for it.


Louisa May Alcott


#little-women #louisa-may-alcott #accomplishments

I’m sorry I can’t do more. But happy birthday, Sadie.” He leaned forward and kissed me on the lips.


Rick Riordan


#birthday #cute #kiss #lips #love

On your birthday you should throw me a party. This is my advice for everybody, especially my clones.


Jarod Kintz


#birthday #clone #funny #humor #funny

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.


Robert Frost


#always #birthday #diplomat #her #man

Andy: Andrew Makepeace Ladd, the Third, accepts with pleasure the kind invitation of Mr. and Mrs. Gilbert Channing Gardner for a birthday party in honor of their daughter Melissa on April 19th, 1937 at half past three o'clock. Melissa: Dear Andy: Thank you for the birthday present. I have a lot of Oz books, but not 'The Lost Princess of Oz.' What made you give me that one? Sincerely yours, Melissa. Andy: I'm answering your letter about the book. When you came into second grade with that stuck-up nurse, you looked like a lost princess. Melissa: I don't believe what you wrote. I think my mother told your mother to get that book. I like the pictures more than the words. Now let's stop writing letters.


A.R. Gurney


#birthday-party #letter-writing #princess #wizard-of-oz #love

It was Don Paolo's birthday and all the people of the village were gathered in the piazza to celebrate him. The band played, the wine flowed, the children danced, and, as he stood for a moment alone under the pergola, a little girl approached the the beloved priest. "But Don Paolo, are you not happy?" she asked him. "Of course I am happy," he assured the little girl. "Why, then, aren't you crying?


Marlena De Blasi


#inspirational #life-philosophy #home

The American flag is an enduring symbol of liberty, democracy, and justice. It is fitting that the House act to protect it as we approach our nation's birthday, and as our men and women in uniform rally behind it in Iraq's battlefields.


Joe Barton


#american #american flag #approach #battlefields #behind






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