#birthday

If you look in the Bible there's no birthdays. ↗

I tried to bake a cake for my mother's birthday - it took me four hours. It was terrible, and I cried for three days. ↗

But, the truth is and we can argue about whether this is right or not as long as we want to, but the fact is that women really do spend more time with their families. Until I can find a man who can tell me the dates of all of his nieces and nephews birthdays and get presents out to them regularly, I'm going to stay by that statement. ↗

— Cokie Roberts

#argue #birthdays #dates #fact #families

I'll never forget my 24th birthday when my tooth got punched out. And for a second I was like, it would be really hilarious if I sold it on eBay. But I can't, that's just too creepy. I don't think I can go there. ↗

— Evan Rachel Wood

#creepy #ebay #forget #go #got

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.' ↗

— Steven Wright

#around #burned #candle #down #everyone

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. ↗

— Steven Wright

#fight #got #i #out #put

I hate birthdays. ↗

— Zane Grey

#birthdays #hate #i

I love having my birthday at Australia Zoo. ↗