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Ky gives me three gifts for my birthday. A poem, a kiss and the hopeless, beautiful belief that things might work. When I open my eyes... I say, "I didn't give you anything for your birthday, i don't even know when it is." And he says, "Don't worry about that" and I say, "What can I do?" and he answers, "Let me believe in this, all of this, and you believe it too." And I do.


Ally Condie


#believe #birthday-gifts #beauty

The only thing better than singing is more singing.


Ella Fitzgerald


#better #more #only #singing #than

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'


Jerry Seinfeld


#blow #cake #candle #get #getting

The reason I met my husband was because I remembered a friend's birthday. The moral of the story is: Remember people's birthdays.


Julianna Margulies


#birthday #birthdays #friend #husband #i

It was my 16th birthday - my mom and dad gave me my Goya classical guitar that day. I sat down, wrote this song, and I just knew that that was the only thing I could ever really do - write songs and sing them to people.


Stevie Nicks


#birthday #classical #classical guitar #could #dad

There weren't any astronauts until I was about 10. Yuri Gagarin went into space right around my 10th birthday.


John L. Phillips


#any #around #astronauts #birthday #i

The best date I’ve ever been on was March 5th, 1982, the year I was born. For as long as I live, I’ll never forget that date.



Jarod Kintz


#birth #birthday #born #date #dating

I don’t like to celebrate my birthday, because I don’t like taking credit for others’ work—in this case, my mom and dad. Or possibly my mom and the mailman.



Jarod Kintz


#celebrate #celebration #credit #dad #family

The best birthday present I ever got from my grandpa was a skinny black tie. It didn’t come in a bag, a box, or even rolled up in tissue paper. It came wrapped in wisdom. As soon as he gave it to me he said, “A tie would make a stronger impression on your boss if you used it as a blindfold and kidnapped him. That‘s why I bought you a black one.


Jarod Kintz


#blindfold #funny #kidnapped #wisdom #funny

My parents always said that knowledge was the best gift they could give me, probably because they were too cheap to buy me Christmas or Birthday presents.


Jarod Kintz


#cheap #christmas #funny #knowledge #funny






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