#birthday

Brilliantly lit from stem to stern, she looked like a sagging birthday cake. ↗

I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said 'Happy Birthday' on it. I didn't want to waste it so I just wrote 'Jesus' on it. ↗

— Demetri Martin

#christmas #early #happy #i #jesus

If you look over the years, the styles have changed - the clothes, the hair, the production, the approach to the songs. The icing to the cake has changed flavors. But if you really look at the cake itself, it's really the same. ↗

— John Oates

#approach #cake #changed #clothes #flavors

The turning point was when I hit my 30th birthday. I thought, if really want to write, it's time to start. I picked up the book How to Write a Novel in 90 Days. The author said to just write three pages a day, and I figured, I can do this. I never got past Page 3 of that book. ↗

— James Rollins

#birthday #book #day #days #figured

I grew up doing all that stuff because I was obsessed with the '50s. I had sock hops for birthday parties. So I've always done The Twist and stuff. It was pretty natural and, with my parents doing it all the time, I'd just copy them. Not very pretty. ↗

— Brittany Snow

#because #birthday #copy #doing #done

I'm amazed. When I was 40, I thought I'd never make 50. And at 50 I thought the frosting on the cake would be 60. At 60, I was still going strong and enjoying everything. ↗

— Gloria Stuart

#amazed #cake #enjoying #everything #going

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new. ↗

— Sammy Hagar

#chance #every #get #new #start

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. ↗

— Bruce Barton

#child #enthusiasm #gift #give #only

Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you know, to send the right message to kids. ↗

— Bill Maher

#cake #gay #get #kids #know

Almost every one of my various zero numbered birthdays has had a big concert in London and often in Paris. ↗