#birthday

I worked at an ice cream parlor called Chadwicks. We wore old-timey outfits and had to bang a drum, play a kazoo, and sing 'Happy Birthday' to people while giving them free birthday sundaes. Lots of ice cream scooping and $1 tips. ↗

— Amy Poehler

#birthday #called #cream #drum #free

My first recognition of age setting in was exactly on my 36th birthday. I have no idea why, on this day of all days, I looked in the mirror and realized my face no longer looked young. ↗

— Paulina Porizkova

#birthday #day #days #exactly #face

Just hit my 75th birthday, I'm feeling great! ↗

— Colin Powell

#feeling #great #hit #i #just

If you look in the Bible there's no birthdays. ↗

— Prince

#birthdays #look #you

I'll never forget my 24th birthday when my tooth got punched out. And for a second I was like, it would be really hilarious if I sold it on eBay. But I can't, that's just too creepy. I don't think I can go there. ↗

— Evan Rachel Wood

#creepy #ebay #forget #go #got

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.' ↗

— Steven Wright

#around #burned #candle #down #everyone

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. ↗

— Steven Wright

#fight #got #i #out #put

I hate birthdays. ↗

— Zane Grey

#birthdays #hate #i

When I was in elementary school, I used to write letters to myself. I'd write letters and go 'Dear Kristen-at-16-years-old, happy birthday. I hope you're doing something.' ↗

— Kristin Kreuk

#dear #doing #elementary #elementary school #go

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old. ↗

— Mary Schmich

#age #am #i #i am #like