Flip Wilson

You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine. ↗

— Flip Wilson

#expect #few #hit #machine #put

The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down. ↗

— Flip Wilson

#cost #down #going #living #up

The devil made me do it. ↗

— Flip Wilson

#made #me

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun. ↗

— Flip Wilson

#become #cards #fun #get #get well

Don't order one for the road, because the road is already laid out. ↗

— Flip Wilson

#because #laid #order #out #road

When you're hot, you're hot; when you're not, you're not. ↗

— Flip Wilson

#you

Violence is a tool of the ignorant. ↗

— Flip Wilson

#tool #violence

Funny is an attitude. ↗

— Flip Wilson

#funny

Funny is not a color. Being black is only good from the time you get from the curtain to the microphone. ↗

— Flip Wilson

#black #color #curtain #funny #get

I think Mr. Wilson will have to be the rest of the way alone. ↗

— Flip Wilson

#i #i think #mr #rest #think