#laid

Ahh, Earth Day, the only day of the year where being able to hacky-sack will get you laid. ↗

— Jon Stewart

#being #day #earth #earth day #get

If it's a role like this one, an actual live person, a legend, there's lots of material laid out. ↗

— David Strathairn

#laid #legend #like #live #lots

I'm grateful for doing those drugs, because they kept me from getting laid and I would have gotten AIDS. ↗

— Steve Tyler

#because #doing #getting #gotten #grateful

Hip Nip just sounds groovy. A drummer laid it on me. ↗

— Pat Morita

#groovy #hip #just #laid #me

Orafoura paid me in pajamas, and I let him because the pajamas matched his plaid mustache.
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— Jarod Kintz

#funny #humor #mustache #orafoura #pajamas

Any idiot can get laid when they're famous. That's easy. It's getting laid when you're not famous that takes some talent. ↗

— Kevin Bacon

#easy #famous #get #getting #idiot

Mission accomplished? The mission in Iraq, as laid out by President Bush and Vice President Cheney, has failed. ↗

— Robert Byrd

#bush #cheney #failed #iraq #laid

Happy is he who has laid up in his youth, and held fast in all fortune, a genuine and passionate love of reading. ↗

— Rufus Choate

#fortune #genuine #happy #held #his

Remorse, the fatal egg that pleasure laid. ↗

— William Cowper

#fatal #laid #pleasure #remorse

I returned to upstate NY where I just laid in bed for days with a fever that just wouldn't go away. After more of this, I grew increasingly sure that this was not simply the flu! ↗

— Daryl Hall

#away #bed #days #fever #flu