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It’s my birthday, who could be calling me? Probably my clone, wondering why he hasn’t been born yet. 



Jarod Kintz


#birthday #born #clone #communicate #communication

The event happened on my birthday. I don’t remember the date, I only know it was my birthday because there was no cake or presents.



Jarod Kintz


#cake #event #forget #memory #presents

The value of me is equal to 5097033198, but also 3051982. The first is my phone number, and the second is my birthday. I assign values to people. My fifth grade bus driver had a Cheeto factor of four.


Jarod Kintz


#funny #phone-number #value #equality

The way to beat Luke," he said. "If I'm right, it's the only way you'll stand a chance." I took a deep breath. "Okay. I'm listening." Nico glanced inside my room. His eyebrows furrowed. "Is that...is that blue birthday cake?" He sounded hungry, maybe a little wistful. I wondered if the poor kid had ever had a birthday party, or if he'd ever even been invited to one. :Come inside for cake and ice cream," I said. "It sounds like we've got a lot to talk about.


Rick Riordan


#blue-food #nico-di-angelo #percy-jackson #food

I’ll be 30 in April. My birthday is March 5th.


Jarod Kintz


#funny #funny

Better to have to retrace your steps and then move forward than never to move forward at all.


Anne Burack Sayre


#birthday #children-s #delightful #elementary-school #funny

This is your birthday treat, and you're supposed to enjoy it, I reminded myself. It was part of my normal existence to give myself instructions like this. Maybe other people acted and lived in total naturalness. I often wondered if they did. But me? I needed an operating manual.


Lauren Myracle


#enjoy #life-instructions #operating-manual #life

I grabbed a pile of dust, and holding it up, foolishly asked for as many birthdays as the grains of dust, I forgot to ask that they be years of youth.


Ovid


#youth

Happy birthday,” she said. “And next time? Eat the stupid cupcake.


Rachel Caine


#claire-danvers #cupcake #morganville-vampires #shane-collins #short-story

Tucker: "But she gave me the perfect gift." Clara: "What?" Tucker: "You.


Cynthia Hand


#crush #gift #sweet #gifts






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