#birthday

I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.' ↗

It is ironic that the one thing that all religions recognize as separating us from our creator, our very self-consciousness, is also the one thing that divides us from our fellow creatures. It was a bitter birthday present from evolution. ↗

— Annie Dillard

#birthday #bitter #creator #creatures #divides

I trained to be a priest - started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but when they told me I could never have sex, not even on my birthday, I changed my mind. ↗

— Johnny Vegas

#changed #could #even #i #me

God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. ↗

— Voltaire

#gave #gift #give #god #life

About astrology and palmistry: they are good because they make people vivid and full of possibilities. They are communism at its best. Everybody has a birthday and almost everybody has a palm. ↗

— Kurt Vonnegut

#about #almost #astrology #because #best

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course. ↗

— Ruth Warrick

#course #fun #good #i #i do

I lost twins at 14 weeks, and I had to have an D and C on my birthday. ↗

— Amy Weber

#had #i #lost #twins #weeks

On my birthday, I was in Milan for the collections. ↗

— Eva Herzigova

#collections #i #milan

Only then, approaching my fortieth birthday, I made philosophy my life's work. ↗