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I hate birthdays. I thought that I only hated my own birthday, and then I realized that I hate my children's birthdays too.


Samantha Bee


#birthdays #children #hate #hated #i

Ky gives me three gifts for my birthday. A poem, a kiss and the hopeless, beautiful belief that things might work. When I open my eyes... I say, "I didn't give you anything for your birthday, i don't even know when it is." And he says, "Don't worry about that" and I say, "What can I do?" and he answers, "Let me believe in this, all of this, and you believe it too." And I do.


Ally Condie


#believe #birthday-gifts #beauty

The only thing better than singing is more singing.


Ella Fitzgerald


#better #more #only #singing #than

You know, we'd just had a birthday, he was... you know, he still had a future out of him, and all I can is he was just one of the most beautiful people in the world... a very gifted man, and it's a loss to the world, not just for us.


Robin Gibb


#beautiful people #birthday #future #gifted #had

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'


Jerry Seinfeld


#blow #cake #candle #get #getting

I lost relatives to AIDS, a couple of my closest cousins. I lost friends to AIDS, high-school friends who never even made it to their 21st birthdays in the '80s. When it's that close to you, you can't really deny it, and you can't run from it.


Queen Latifah


#birthdays #close #closest #couple #cousins

You hate birthdays yet pee your pants over presents. There is clearly something wrong with you," Garrett joked.


T.E. Sivec


#funny #garrett #haha #lol #parker

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.


Bob Hope


#cake #candles #cost #getting #getting old

I had a birthday one night on a farm we were shooting on. I walked into the tent, and there were 150 people waiting for me, all wearing masks of my face.


Stephen Hopkins


#face #farm #had #i #into

If we celebrate Martin Luther King Jr.'s birthday at a time of presidential inaugurals, this is thanks to Ronald Reagan who created the holiday, and not to the Democratic Congress of the Carter years, which rejected it.


David Horowitz


#birthday #carter #celebrate #congress #created






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