Samantha Bee

Don't judge me. I made a lot of money. ↗

— Samantha Bee

#i #judge #judge me #lot #made

A lot of funny stuff happens in Canada. ↗

— Samantha Bee

#funny #funny stuff #happens #lot #stuff

I am a cookbook fanatic. ↗

— Samantha Bee

#cookbook #fanatic #i #i am

I continue to be very shy. I think a lot of actors and performers are really weird, shy people working it out onstage. I don't know why that is. ↗

— Samantha Bee

#i #i think #know #lot #onstage

I don't think the show would be funny to you if you didn't already have a base of information. ↗

— Samantha Bee

#base #funny #i #information #show

I get maximum satisfaction out of buying children's clothes online. ↗

— Samantha Bee

#children #clothes #get #i #maximum

I hate birthdays. I thought that I only hated my own birthday, and then I realized that I hate my children's birthdays too. ↗

— Samantha Bee

#birthdays #children #hate #hated #i

I learn something in the interviews from time to time. ↗

— Samantha Bee

#i #interviews #learn #something #time

I never believe them when they say that because you really have to sort of be aware of what's going on in the news in order to get the jokes on the show. ↗

— Samantha Bee

#because #believe #get #going #i

Last year people won more than one billion dollars playing poker. And casinos made twenty-seven billion just by being around those people. ↗

— Samantha Bee

#being #billion #casinos #dollars #just