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Read through the most famous quotes by topic #base

It ain't over 'til it's over.

Yogi Berra

#sports #truisms #yankees #sports

My baseball team is called the I Ams. Just me and my clones on the roster. We’re devastating. Well, at least I am.

Jarod Kintz

#clones #devastating #devastation #roster #sports

I watch baseball on TV like my cat watches the window. Somebody open the blinds so we can see better!

Jarod Kintz

#baseball-is-boring #boring #cats #open #preference

Baseball, it is said, is only a game. True. And the Grand Canyon is only a hole in Arizona.

George F. Will


[On writing:] "There's a great quote by Julius Irving that went, 'Being a professional is doing the things you love to do, on the days you don't feel like doing them.'" (One On 1, interview with Budd Mishkin; NY1, March 25, 2007.)

David Halberstam

#basketball #david-halberstam #julius-erving #professionalism #sports

God what an outfield,' he says. 'What a left field.' He looks up at me, and I look down at him. 'This must be heaven,' he says. No. It's Iowa,' I reply automatically. But then I feel the night rubbing softly against my face like cherry blossoms; look at the sleeping girl-child in my arms, her small hand curled around one of my fingers; think of the fierce warmth of the woman waiting for me in the house; inhale the fresh-cut grass small that seems locked in the air like permanent incense; and listen to the drone of the crowd, as below me Shoelss Joe Jackson tenses, watching the angle of the distant bat for a clue as to where the ball will be hit. I think you're right, Joe,' I say, but softly enough not to disturb his concentration.

W.P. Kinsella

#summer #baseball

Some say our national pastime is baseball. Not me. It's gossip

Erma Bombeck

#gossip #baseball

The bassoon is one of my favorite instruments. It has a medieval aroma, like the days when everything used to sound like that. Some people crave baseball...I find this unfathomable, but I can easily understand why a person could get excited about playing the bassoon.

Frank Zappa

#bassoon #baseball

Well excuse me! How was I supposed to know that a pink baseball cap with a dildo glued on top isn’t a “hard hat”?

Jarod Kintz

#hard-hat #baseball

The thing I write will be the thing I write.

Steve Shilstone

#quote #writing #baseball

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