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To know what people really think, pay regard to what they do, rather than what they say.


George Santayana


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When I tell people I'm a comedian they say, 'Oh, are you funny?' I say, 'No, it's not that kind of comedy.'


Susan Sarandon


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Americans have different ways of saying things. They say 'elevator', we say 'lift'... they say 'President', we say 'stupid psychopathic git.


Alexei Sayle


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If you travel to the States... they have a lot of different words than like what we use. For instance: they say 'elevator', we say 'lift'; they say 'drapes', we say 'curtains'; they say 'president', we say 'seriously deranged git.'


Alexei Sayle


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It always seemed to be a constant that my parents were political.


Alexei Sayle


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It seems easier to make a career out of comedy now than it was in the 1980s.


Alexei Sayle


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Most of my friends are women - I quite fancied being a woman in a way.


Alexei Sayle


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Most of the Communists I knew were nice people.


Alexei Sayle


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Now, as a comic, if you're vaguely amusing you can go straight into TV, then you play the O2 and then everyone's sick of you.


Alexei Sayle


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People aren't universally heroic.


Alexei Sayle


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