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You're never as good as everyone tells you when you win, and you're never as bad as they say when you lose.


Lou Holtz


#everyone #good #lose #never #say

As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against 'em anyway, you don't belong in office.


Molly Ivins


#anyway #around #belong #drink #legislature

They say it figures MTV would do such a vulgar, awful, horrible show and they completely miss that it's satirizing the people who watch MTV.


Mike Judge


#completely #figures #horrible #miss #mtv

They say a midget standing on a giant's shoulders can see much further than the giant. So I got the whole rap world on my shoulders, they trying to see further than I am.


Jay-Z


#further #giant #got #i #i am

When you say "I wrote a program that crashed Windows," people just stare at you blankly and say "Hey, I got those with the system, for free."


Linus Torvalds


#free #got #hey #i #just

Twitter is so short, it's safe. I don't want my bosses to be like, 'Hey, your script is due and we saw you wrote four blog pages.'


Mindy Kaling


#bosses #due #four #hey #i

I don't know anyone who actually likes the dark or night-time. I don't care how much they say it doesn't bother them. That's why we used to huddle in caves and light fires when the sun went down.


Paul Kane


#anyone #bother #care #caves #dark

Hey, you must be doin' good, 'cause I never hear from you.


Elia Kazan


#doin #good #hear #hey #i

Incongruity, they say, is one of the main ingredients of humor. Maybe it's because everybody can feel superior to me. I honestly don't know.


Emmett Kelly


#everybody #feel #honestly #humor #i

You know what they say about Chicago. If you don't like the weather, wait fifteen minutes.


Ralph Kiner


#chicago #fifteen #fifteen minutes #know #like






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