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Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you know, to send the right message to kids.


Bill Maher


#cake #gay #get #kids #know

One thought I think every person eventually thinks is, “Holy shit, I’m going to die!” Sorry, I just turned thirty yesterday, so my mortality is on my mind.



Jarod Kintz


#anguish #birthday #death #die #human

When I turn thirty, in thirty days or so, I might be feeling old, so I’ll probably call my grandma up, because as old as I’ll feel, she’ll be feeling older. Twelve years older.



Jarod Kintz


#birthday #grandma #nonsense #old #old-age

I wasn't very good about juggling family and my career. I was interested in who was coming to the children's birthday party, what my son was writing. I was thinking about Legos.


Jill Clayburgh


#about #birthday #birthday party #career #children

I want to say that probably 24 hours after I told CBS that I was stepping down at my 65th birthday, I was already regretting it. And I regretted it every day since.


Walter Cronkite


#already #birthday #cbs #day #down

In 1993 my birthday present was a star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame.


Annette Funicello


#fame #hollywood #present #star #walk

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.


George Harrison


#cake #much #piece #take #too

My mother asked me what I wanted for my birthday, so I said I wanted to read poetry with her.


Guy Johnson


#asked #her #i #me #mother

Anybody can have a birthday. It requires nothing. Murderers have birthdays. It's the opposite of anything that I believe in. And I don't like at work where you stop everything to sing 'Happy Birthday' to someone. I feel like that's for children.


Mindy Kaling


#anything #believe #birthday #birthdays #children

My happiest memory of childhood was my first birthday in reform school. This teacher took an interest in me. In fact, he gave me the first birthday presents I ever got: a box of Cracker Jacks and a can of ABC shoe polish.


Flip Wilson


#birthday #box #childhood #cracker #ever






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