#birthday

Jarod Kintz Day—it’s not just my birthday, but it should be a holiday that’s mandatory to celebrate, punishable by death if you don’t. It’ll be a holiday that honors freedom.  ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#celebrate #death #freedom #holiday #honor

Death did this to people: making cowards, scapegoats, preachers and mourners of the living; while the dead – ignoble or not – became objects of respect for achieving something before the rest of us. ↗

— Meghna Pant

#meghna-pant #death

I got you a birthday present. The box is the exact same size as a coffin.  ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#coffin #death #funny #gift #humor

For your birthday I got you some batteries. They’re dead, just like you’ll soon be.  ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#birthday #dead #death #funny #gift

Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have lots of delicious romance novels lying around for those times when the peanut butter of life gets stuck to the roof of your mouth. ↗

— Janet Evanovich

#cake #life #novels #romance #life

I left school on my 15th birthday. ↗

— David Bailey

#i #left #school

I used to go to the U.S. Open on my birthdays and sit in the nosebleeds. ↗

— Andy Roddick

#go #i #open #sit #used

I'm not going to be caught around here for any fool celebration. To hell with birthdays! ↗

— Norman Rockwell

#around #birthdays #caught #celebration #fool

I hate birthdays. ↗