David Cross

Abandoned babies are unfortunate unwanted results of a once urgent desire to have an orgasm ↗

— David Cross

#funny #funny-but-sad #humor #humor

I also try to think of ways to articulate the joke more economically. ↗

— David Cross

#articulate #economically #i #joke #more

I love Tinkle, it's really the most fun I've had in years. ↗

— David Cross

#had #i #i love #love #most

I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner. ↗

— David Cross

#bumper #corner #hate #i #paint

I lived in LA for almost nine years and if I never went back there again it would be fine. ↗

— David Cross

#almost #back #fine #i #la

I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to good bands and funny people. ↗

— David Cross

#barry #benjamin #doing #funny #funny people

I don't think HBO would want to do anything in conjunction with Sub Pop but I never asked either. ↗

— David Cross

#asked #conjunction #either #hbo #i

I remember being a kid and the Vietnam War was huge and looking at Watergate. ↗

— David Cross

#huge #i #i remember #kid #looking

I think people, for the most part, actually want what they think is best. ↗

— David Cross

#best #i #i think #most #part

Besides if people really want to support the troops they would vote democrat. ↗

— David Cross

#democrat #people #really #support #troops