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David Cross

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The best thing about me is there are no skeletons.


— David Cross


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There were a number of referendums in '98 that most of the things I voted for passed. That's very satisfying when you feel that most of the country is in step with your views.


— David Cross


#feel #i #most #number #passed

We should just get somebody from the left and the right and they should all throw bumper stickers at each other and the first one to cover the other one wins.


— David Cross


#cover #each #first #get #just

You can't just yell jokes at people.


— David Cross


#just #people #yell #you

I'll think of the idea and then I'll write something down, then within that there will be a joke or two which is the original thing which I thought was funny.


— David Cross


#funny #i #idea #joke #original






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Did you know about David Cross?

That's where we are as a nation now. In 2013 he returned making an appearance in an episode of Frank's radio show entitled "A Conversation. He pokes fun at Larry's comedy in Freak Show with a character called "Danny the Plumber Guy".

Show and his role as Tobias Fünke in the Fox sitcom Arrested Development. David Cross (born April 4 1964) is an American actor writer and stand-up comedian known primarily for his standup work the HBO sketch comedy series Mr.

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