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I put a thong on a few months ago trying to be sexy. I've been looking for it but ain't seen it since.


Tyler Perry


#thong #life

Those times are over and gone, and good-riddance to them, too. We were hopelessly high-spirited. Now we're the thick-waisted generation, dragging along our children behind us and carrying our parents on our backs. And we're in charge, while the figures who used to command our respect are wasting away.


Gregory Maguire


#time #life

Everyone I meet now is at least ten years younger than me. I feel like Rip van Winkle with a bald spot.


Jaffe Cohen


#mid-life-crisis #life

You have to let it go. You can hold on to the hate and the love and even the bitterness, but you have to go of the blame. The blame is what's tearing you down, babe." -Sky


Colleen Hoover


#self-blame #sky #love

There's no such thing as coincidences, only incidences with a twist.


Leanore Elliott


#erotic-paranormal-romance #sexy-hit-men #the-beholder #men

Edwina knew things with Greg had just about run their course. She'd bedded him, and bought him clothes, and now it was time for the polite push out the door. Of course she wished her latest conquest all the best. If he was lucky, Greg would just fall right into some other powerful woman's bed. If not . . . well, if not he'd just have to do the old-fashioned thing and look for work. Though darling Greggy-poo didn't really seem the type. Edwina studied him while he slept by the pool, drinking in that tight behind and those bulging muscles for the last time. The trouble with younger men, she thought, was that they were so damned good at sex that they really didn't have to be good at anything else.


Barbara Taylor Bradford


#older-women #men

When I touch you, I’m touching you because I want to make you happy. When I kiss you, I’m kissing you because you have the most incredible mouth I’ve ever seen and you know I can’t not kiss it. And when I make love to you—I’m doing exactly that. I’m making love to you because I’m in love with you... I’m touching you because I’m in love with you and for no other reason.


Colleen Hoover


#love #make-love #romantic #sky-and-dean #love

I keep forgetting you’re technologically challenged.


Colleen Hoover


#dean-holder #hopeless #sky-and-holder #sky-davis #technology

My eyes trail from his hand to the tattoo written in small script across his forearm. Hopeless


Colleen Hoover


#sky #hopelessness

Does not-your boyfriend realize I'm Mormon?" I nod. "It turns out, Holder doesn't have an issue with Mormons at all. He just has an issue with assholes.


Colleen Hoover


#holder #sky #hopelessness






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