#humor

In God's eyes all children are beautiful but here on earth we have higher standards. ↗

— Stephen Colbert

#humor #beauty

You may be married to a star, but that doesn't mean they'll treat you like one. ↗

— Jess C. Scott

#celebrity-culture #celebrity-gossip #celebutard #dark-humor #fake

I liked the humor of it, I've always enjoyed a sense of humor in God and in religion and in spirituality. ↗

— Amber Tamblyn

#enjoyed #god #humor #i #liked

Keep your sense of humor, my friend; if you don't have a sense of humor it just isn't funny anymore. ↗

— Wavy Gravy

#friend #funny #humor #just #keep

The president of General Motors was in a foul humor. ↗

— Arthur Hailey

#general #general motors #humor #motors #president