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Read through the most famous quotes by topic #humorous

Oh hell. They've got Mrs B in a bag!

L.J. Smith


No one is normal. Everyone is just pretending to be normal.

Alessandra Torre

#humorous-quotes #reality #humor

Old as carbon," Nix agreed. "And so powerful I'm working on my demigoddess badges.

Kresley Cole


I refuse to have a life partner who spends his days pretending to be on a BBC show.

Lisa Lutz


In truth, he had always considered the sight of men eating croissants slightly ridiculous, especially at the beginning, when for the first bite they had to maneuver the point of the crescent into their mouths. No matter what a person did, he ended up with an asymmetrical mouthful of pastry, which he then had to relocate with his tongue to a more central location. This made him look less purposive than he might. Also, croissants were more apt than other breakfast foods to spray little flakes all over one’s clean dark suit. Art himself had accordingly never ordered a croissant in any working situation, and he believed that attention to this sort of detail was how it was that he had not lost his job like so many of his colleagues.

Gish Jen

#humorous #art

Jack's doctors have told him he is crazy… but, the truth is, it's the Voices who are crazy, not him.

Jennifer Daydreamer

#humorous #madness #dreams

Hold up. How do you accidentally have sex with somebody?” Adina scoffed. “Is she all, ‘Oh, I’m so sorry, I didn’t see your penis there’?

Libba Bray


-"He loved her...It was noble of him. It was beautiful." -"It was stupid.

Lloyd Alexander

#comedy #comical #funny #humor #humorous

If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is NOT for you. (BUMPER STICKER)

Darynda Jones


To-morrow I will begin," thought Katy, as she dropped asleep that night. How often we all do so! And what a pity it is that when morning comes and to-morrow is to-day, we so frequently wake up feeling quite differently; careless or impatient, and not a bit inclined to do the fine things we planned overnight.

Susan Coolidge

#procrastinating #family

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