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#humorous

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #humorous




I'm like a stray cat. If you feed me, I don't leave.


Michelle M. Pillow


#cat #feeding #food #houseguest #humor

Right at the flamingo orgy! Left at the multiethnic roof Santas! Straight past the pissing cherubs!


Ransom Riggs


#humor

Oh hell. They've got Mrs B in a bag!


L.J. Smith


#humor

No one is normal. Everyone is just pretending to be normal.


Alessandra Torre


#humorous-quotes #reality #humor

Old as carbon," Nix agreed. "And so powerful I'm working on my demigoddess badges.


Kresley Cole


#humor

I refuse to have a life partner who spends his days pretending to be on a BBC show.


Lisa Lutz


#humor

In truth, he had always considered the sight of men eating croissants slightly ridiculous, especially at the beginning, when for the first bite they had to maneuver the point of the crescent into their mouths. No matter what a person did, he ended up with an asymmetrical mouthful of pastry, which he then had to relocate with his tongue to a more central location. This made him look less purposive than he might. Also, croissants were more apt than other breakfast foods to spray little flakes all over one’s clean dark suit. Art himself had accordingly never ordered a croissant in any working situation, and he believed that attention to this sort of detail was how it was that he had not lost his job like so many of his colleagues.


Gish Jen


#humorous #art

Jack's doctors have told him he is crazy… but, the truth is, it's the Voices who are crazy, not him.


Jennifer Daydreamer


#humorous #madness #dreams

-"He loved her...It was noble of him. It was beautiful." -"It was stupid.


Lloyd Alexander


#comedy #comical #funny #humor #humorous

I wanted to do an hour-long show, and I wanted to something that was dramatic and sometimes funny and humorous, as well. I'm just delighted to have this opportunity to be a part of this project.


Ron Glass


#dramatic #funny #humorous #i #just






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