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Read through the most famous quotes by topic #humorous




Leah" Olivia says quietly, "if you point at me again I'm going to break that manicured finger right off your hand. Now turn around and smile, your daughter is waking up.


Tarryn Fisher


#humorous #love

do you know why Satan is so angry all the time?, Because whenever he works a particularly clever bit of mischief God uses it to serve his own Rigteous purposes. So God uses wicked people as his tools? God gives us the freedom to to do great evil, if we choose, Then He uses his own freedom to create goodness out of that evil, for that is what He chooses. So, in the long run, God always wins? Yes, in the short run though it Can be uncomfortable.


Orson Scott Card


#inspirational #freedom

Listen, I'd rather lie naked in a plowed field under an incontinent horse for a week than have to read that paragraph again!


Diane Ackerman


#humor #humorous #love

...but once more I say do as you please, for we women are born to this burden of being obedient to our husbands, though they be blockheads


Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra


#marriage #women #marriage

You can crab over the morning paper and kick the shins of the guy in the next seat at the movies and feel mean and discouraged and sneer at the politicians but there are a lot of nice people in the world just the same.


Raymond Chandler


#inspirational #inspirational

wear flannel next to your skin, and never believe in eternal punishment.


Julian Barnes


#inspirational #inspirational

While like most men, Sam prided himself on being equipped with a supernatural internal compass that kept him from ever being lost, he'd also learned to concede those rare times when that compass seemed to be temporary disrepair.


Clive Cussler


#men

If you are not dancing, your dead.


Lisa Alpine


#humorous #inspirational #inspirational

If you're on your back, you're not on your feet!


Sylvia Day


#inspirational

When I need some striking inspiration about deep depression for my new painting, I just need to go to check my bank account...


Hiroko Sakai


#bank-account #depression #funny #humorous #inspiration






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