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There were, however, a few exceptions. One was Norma Dodsworth, the poet, who had not unpleasantly drunk but had been sensible enough to pass out before any violent action proved necessary. He had been deposited, not very gently, on the lawn, where it was hoped that a hyena would give him a rude awakening. For all practical purposes he could, therefore, be regarded as absent.


Arthur C. Clarke


#drink #drunk #funny #humorous #funny

I didn't feel strong. I felt like a big ball of wuss that wanted to curl up in my bed and never get out.


Diane Castle


#humorous #humour #humor

I wanted to write in Kitchenese, the secret language of cooks, instantly recognizable to anyone who has ever dunked french fries for a summer job or suffered under the despotic rule of a tyrannical chef or boobish owner.


Anthony Bourdain


#reality #humor

How hard can it be to find a girl and an elephant for Christ's sake?


Sara Gruen


#humor

Błogosławiony ten, co nie mając nic do powiedzenia, nie obleka tego faktu w słowa.


Julian Tuwim


#life #relationships #humor

When someone says "just saying" what they really mean is, "You would be a colossal idiot to not take my advice." (on Facebook)


Stephen Altrogge


#humor

My secret world of bosom sculpting is crashing down around me. I’m destined for bra-stuffing rehab in a distant boobicus minimus land. I just know it.


Amy Holder


#humor

Hat head is a sad affliction wherein the chosen hat and the selected hairstyle are grossly incompatible. The unfortunate combination results in a condition that can be hidden only with the application of another hat.


Stephanie Pearl-McPhee


#humor

For it was intelligence that was the thin line between endearing rapscallion and idiot bastard. - Éibhear the Contemptible


G.A. Aiken


#intelligence #humor

Talk about insanity. Being attracted to deVries was like a moth saying, "Hey, let's go check out that awesome bonfire".


Cherise Sinclair


#humor






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