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#humorous

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #humorous




If somebody tells me what to do, I will do my best not to do it.


Hiroko Sakai


#funny #humorous #independence #funny

It's all right, darling. I'll finish the financial report on my own. I can think clearly before sex and stay awake afterwards. That's one of the nice things about being a woman.


Barbara Taylor Bradford


#may-december-relationships #humor

I got hard and he was there and the next thing I knew he was on his knees. I mean, I was going to step away, but he licked me.


Anne Tenino


#humor

One should never marry a man who doesn't own a decent set of scissors.


Gillian Flynn


#scissors #humor

I shot him a look. "That bouncer was really big." His lips quirked. "Oh, Kitten, see, I try not to say bad things." "What?" The grin spread. "I would say size doesn't matter but it does. I would know." he winked, and I let out a disgusted groan. He laughed.


Jennifer L. Armentrout


#humor #humorous #humour #funny

It may have been observed that there is no regular path for getting out of love as there is for getting in. Some people look upon marriage as a short cut that way, but it has been known to fail.


Thomas Hardy


#humor

But if anyone so much as threatened them because of what Kaia had once done, she would turn the Slumber Party Massacre into Blood, Bath and Beyond, a documentary by Kaia Skyhawk.


Gena Showalter


#humor

Don't eat earwax avoid roasted cabbage and look on the bright side of life -Angela


Christopher Paolini


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Asshole," Ephraim muttered as he turned back around. Chris chuckeled. "Is that really any way to talk to your favorite child?" "You're not my favorite," Ephraim argued, but they both knew that was bullshit. "I don't have any favorites." "Puhlease," Chris said. "You fucking adore me...


R.L. Mathewson


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'Oh- hey, there," he said. He was shorter than me, pudgy with salt-and-pepper hair that always seemed to be in need of a good conditioning. And he always wore sweatpants and T-shirts that had seen more abuse than narcotics. But he was a good landlord. When my heater stopped working in mid-December, it took him only two weeks to get it fixed. Of course, it took me knocking on his door in need of a warm place to sleep to get it that way, but one night on his sofa, where I'd suddenly developed night terrors and epilepsy, and that puppy was running like a Mercedes the next day. It was awesome.


Darynda Jones


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