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I mumble my vows, Shad mutters his, and I wonder what would happen if I lunged for the door like a wild animal seeking its freedom. I could probably outrun his one-legged friend, but Shad has something of the greyhound about him. ↗


— Janet Mullany


#freedom

Jesus girls! Wake up! If a guy wants to drain you of your energy, emotions, and life force he won’t sparkle in the sunshine, he’ll just marry you. ↗


— Nick Shamhart


#humor #humorous #funny

People who didn't need people needed people around to know that they were the kind of people who didn't need people. ↗


— Terry Pratchett


#humor #humorous #ironic #irony #funny

He who laughs last ... just didn't get the joke. ↗


— Carroll Bryant


#funny-but-true #humor #humorous #humorous-quotes #funny

I never said nothing..." "I know you never! I could hear you not saying anything! You've got the loudest silences I ever did hear from anyone who wasn't dead! ↗


— Terry Pratchett


#humor #humorous #funny

How am I going to explain to my kids one day that I can't buy them a happy meal because the toy will make them fat? ↗


— Carroll Bryant


#funny-humor #funny-satire #humor #humorist #humorous

There were, however, a few exceptions. One was Norma Dodsworth, the poet, who had not unpleasantly drunk but had been sensible enough to pass out before any violent action proved necessary. He had been deposited, not very gently, on the lawn, where it was hoped that a hyena would give him a rude awakening. For all practical purposes he could, therefore, be regarded as absent. ↗


— Arthur C. Clarke


#drink #drunk #funny #humorous #funny

Tell them I have the headache--no, the plague! I need something nice and contagious. ↗


— Lauren Willig


#humorous-quotations #mystery #humor

We were encouraged to propose safetyprevention suggestions, and write them all down— locking doors, walking or exercising with a friend, wearing shoes that don’t hinder running. Erin’s suggestion of “Avoid assholes” was popular. ↗


— Tammara Webber


#girl-power #humorous #self-defense #humor

We're all secretly idiots inside. ↗


— -Sadiya


#humor






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