#humorous

Imogen was a bright girl naturally, but she had read so many novels that her brain was completely turned. ↗

— Susan Coolidge

#reading #family

I need some kind of... like... last minute, poorly-set-up deus ex machina!! ↗

— Bryan Lee O'Malley

#humor

She looked like a head-on collision between a fashion plate and a nightmare. ↗

— L.M. Montgomery

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A reputation for money is almost as negotiable as money itself. ↗

— John Steinbeck

#humor

What would you tell her about me?” He did not just ask that. “You did not just ask that.” She chuckled. “I’m serious,” he smiled. “Very well, if you must know, I would say that you are arrogant and foolish, too handsome for your own good and far too cognizant of your own intellect. Unbending, unsympathetic, dogmatic, pig-headed—” “Handsome?” he interrupted, unable to keep the smile from his face. “And intelligent?” “Don’t forget arrogant. ↗

— Leigh LaValle

#humorous #humor

I'd much rather have a brain of my own than be popular. ↗

— Dori Hillestad Butler

#humor

I sprayed my dog with off and he still sits in my favorite chair!! ↗

— Neil Leckman

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He downed the last of his coffee, carried his mug over to the pot, poured himself a refill, and returned to the table. Why, yes, thank you, I'd love some more coffee. Hmmm, Narcisstic Personality Disorder? Attention Deficit Disorder? Or just a typical male? ↗

— Lynda Hilburn

#humor

You'll call me a damned Jew, a Christ murderer, a secret worshipper of pigs and a kidnapper of christian children.' This was all said cheerfully. 'How absurd! Who would want to kidnap children, Christian or otherwise? Vile things. The only mercy of children is that they grow up, as my son has but then, tragically, they beget more children. We do not learn life's lessons. ↗

— Bernard Cornwell

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I've admired a lot of people in my life time and some of them were actually alive. ↗

— Stanley Victor Paskavich

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