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#humorous

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #humorous




Oh hell. They've got Mrs B in a bag!


L.J. Smith


#humor

No one is normal. Everyone is just pretending to be normal.


Alessandra Torre


#humorous-quotes #reality #humor

Old as carbon," Nix agreed. "And so powerful I'm working on my demigoddess badges.


Kresley Cole


#humor

I refuse to have a life partner who spends his days pretending to be on a BBC show.


Lisa Lutz


#humor

In truth, he had always considered the sight of men eating croissants slightly ridiculous, especially at the beginning, when for the first bite they had to maneuver the point of the crescent into their mouths. No matter what a person did, he ended up with an asymmetrical mouthful of pastry, which he then had to relocate with his tongue to a more central location. This made him look less purposive than he might. Also, croissants were more apt than other breakfast foods to spray little flakes all over one’s clean dark suit. Art himself had accordingly never ordered a croissant in any working situation, and he believed that attention to this sort of detail was how it was that he had not lost his job like so many of his colleagues.


Gish Jen


#humorous #art

-"He loved her...It was noble of him. It was beautiful." -"It was stupid.


Lloyd Alexander


#comedy #comical #funny #humor #humorous

To-morrow I will begin," thought Katy, as she dropped asleep that night. How often we all do so! And what a pity it is that when morning comes and to-morrow is to-day, we so frequently wake up feeling quite differently; careless or impatient, and not a bit inclined to do the fine things we planned overnight.


Susan Coolidge


#procrastinating #family

If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.


Cassandra Clare


#humorous #jace #funny

I might be in love with you." He smiles a little. "I'm waiting until I'm sure to tell you, though.


Veronica Roth


#humor

You might want to lie down," Magnus advised. "I find that it helps when the crushing sense of horrible realization sets in.


Cassandra Clare


#humor






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