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None are so busy as the fool and knave.


John Dryden


#business

The eccentric passion of Shankly was underlined for me by my England team-mate Roger Hunt's version of the classic tale of the Liverpool manager's pre-game talk before playing Manchester United. The story has probably been told a thousand times in and out of football, and each time you hear it there are different details, but when Roger told it the occasion was still fresh in his mind and I've always believed it to be the definitive account. It was later on the same day, as Roger and I travelled together to report for England duty, after we had played our bruising match at Anfield. Ian St John had scored the winner, then squared up to Denis Law, with Nobby finally sealing the mood of the afternoon by giving the Kop the 'V' sign. After settling down in our railway carriage, Roger said, 'You may have lost today, but you would have been pleased with yourself before the game. Shanks mentioned you in the team talk. When he says anything positive about the opposition, normally he never singles out players.' According to Roger, Shankly burst into the dressing room in his usual aggressive style and said, 'We're playing Manchester United this afternoon, and really it's an insult that we have to let them on to our field because we are superior to them in every department, but they are in the league so I suppose we have to play them. In goal Dunne is hopeless- he never knows where he is going. At right back Brennan is a straw- any wind will blow him over. Foulkes the centre half kicks the ball anywhere. On the left Tony Dunne is fast but he only has one foot. Crerand couldn't beat a tortoise. It's true David Herd has got a fantastic shot, but if Ronnie Yeats can point him in the right direction he's likely to score for us. So there you are, Manchester United, useless...' Apparently it was at this point the Liverpool winger Ian Callaghan, who was never known to whisper a single word on such occasions, asked, 'What about Best, Law and Charlton, boss?' Shankly paused, narrowed his eyes, and said, 'What are you saying to me, Callaghan? I hope you're not saying we cannot play three men.


Bobby Charlton


#humorous #liverpool-fc #manchester #men

Tis well thou art not fish; if thou hadst, thou hadst been poor-John.


William Shakespeare


#art

Oh hell. They've got Mrs B in a bag!


L.J. Smith


#humor

No one is normal. Everyone is just pretending to be normal.


Alessandra Torre


#humorous-quotes #reality #humor

Old as carbon," Nix agreed. "And so powerful I'm working on my demigoddess badges.


Kresley Cole


#humor

I refuse to have a life partner who spends his days pretending to be on a BBC show.


Lisa Lutz


#humor

If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.


Cassandra Clare


#humorous #jace #funny

I might be in love with you." He smiles a little. "I'm waiting until I'm sure to tell you, though.


Veronica Roth


#humor

You might want to lie down," Magnus advised. "I find that it helps when the crushing sense of horrible realization sets in.


Cassandra Clare


#humor






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