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#humorous

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #humorous




I may be a burglar...but I'm an honest one, I hope, more or less.


J.R.R. Tolkien


#humor

Sh!t. F_ck sh!t.'.... 'Sh!t f_ck would have also been accepted.


Ilona Andrews


#humorous #humor

Fuckstockings!


Christopher Moore


#humor

He was rather a low sort of pony. The fact is, he had been originally jobbed out by the day, and he never quite got over his old habits. He was clever in melodrama too, but too broad--too broad. When the mother died, he took the port-wine business.' 'The port-wine business!' cried Nicholas. 'Drinking port-wine with the clown,' said the manager; 'but he was greedy, and one night bit off the bowl of the glass, and choked himself, so his vulgarity was the death of him at last.


Charles Dickens


#business

Behind every great man stands a surprised woman.


Anon. -


#humor

That´s the problem with planning a late night supper after the opera, not only does the hero or the heroine die singing, but you end up famished after the last notes of the finale.


E.A. Bucchianeri


#funny #humor #humorous #humour #life

Don't Spit in the Soup, We All Gotta Eat


Lyndon B. Johnson


#thought-provoking

Lady Margaret believed in the three D's: Discipline, Desire, and Determination. But as she listened dutifully to her new employer, hiding her yawns and trying to sit up extra straight in her chair, Charity Hill began thinking of all the lovely things that began with S, such as Sleeping Late, Sex, and Shopping.


Elizabeth Jane Howard


#shopping #love

One of the things I love about labeling myself as an author is that I can read books and call it "researching writing styles." --Mike Mankoff


Mike Mankoff


#love

Si el universo fuese un vestido,¿cuál te pondrías esta noche?


Sonia Fernández-Vidal


#quantic-love #science #love






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