I can't help but think about things critically. Sometimes it can be a curse. What I wouldn't give every once in a while to be a blithering idiot skipping through life with shit in my pants like it's a goddamned party.

As of November 2010 his Twitter feed had more than 1. The TV series was cancelled in May 2011 by CBS. He was also the co-writer and co-executive producer of a CBS television situation comedy series based on the book.

He was also the co-writer and co-executive producer of a CBS television situation comedy series based on the book. Justin Samuel Halpern (born September 3 1980) is the American author of the Twitter feed Shit My Dad Says and the best-selling book of the same name.