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Terry Pratchett

Read through the most famous quotes from Terry Pratchett

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

— Terry Pratchett

#coming #course #having #insist #mind

Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.

— Terry Pratchett

#proverb #humor

It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.

— Terry Pratchett

#humor #life #death

Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one.

— Terry Pratchett

#humor #imagination #literature #stories #humor

If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.

— Terry Pratchett

#humor #life #humor

Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.

— Terry Pratchett

#science #humor

Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom.

— Terry Pratchett

#life #experience

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

— Terry Pratchett

#exploded #in the beginning #nothing #which

I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?" Death thought about it. CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.

— Terry Pratchett

#death #life #death

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind.

— Terry Pratchett

#five #insane #marks #mind #sign

About Terry Pratchett

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Did you know about Terry Pratchett?

His family moved to Bridgwater Somerset briefly in 1957 following which he passed his eleven plus exam in 1959 earning him a place in John Hampden Grammar School. He was made an adjunct Professor in the School of English at Trinity College Dublin in 2010 with a role in postgraduate education in creative writing and popular literature. Pratchett's first novel The Carpet People was publiTerry Pratchettd in 1971 and since his first Discworld novel (The Colour of Magic) was publiTerry Pratchettd in 1983 he has written two books a year on average.

His latest Discworld book Snuff was at the time of its release the third-fastest-selling hardback adult-audience novel since records began in the United Kingdom selling 55000 copies in the first three days. Sir Terence David John "Terry" Pratchett OBE (born 28 April 1948) is an English author of fantasy novels especially comical works. In December 2007 Pratchett announced that he was suffering from early-onset Alzheimer's disease.

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