Terry Pratchett

If you have enough book space, I don't want to talk to you. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#shelves #want

DON'T THINK OF IT AS DYING, said Death. JUST THINK OF IT AS LEAVING EARLY TO AVOID THE RUSH. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#humor #death

No! Please! I'll tell you whatever you want to know!" the man yelled. "Really?" said Vimes. "What's the orbital velocity of the moon?" "What?" "Oh, you'd like something simpler? ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#humor #interrogation #police #humor

Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#anything #darkness #fast #faster #finds

Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#computer #ridcully #intelligence

And what would humans be without love?" RARE, said Death. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#love #death

It would seem that you have no useful skill or talent whatsoever," he said. "Have you thought of going into teaching? ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#humor #humour #teaching #humor

I'd rather be a rising ape than a falling angel. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#inspirational #inspirational

Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#kinky #suggestive #different

A good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#bookstore #discworld #read #reading #read