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Computers have become more friendly, understandable, and lots of years and thought have been put into developing software to convince people that they want and need a computer.


Roberta Williams


#been #computer #computers #convince #developing

By the way, if you get mad at your Mac laptop and wonder who designed this demonic device, notice the manufacturer's icon on top: an apple with a bite out of it.


Peter Kreeft


#apple #apple-computer-inc #bible #catholicism #christianity

That doesn't upset too many people, but the fact that accessibility restrictions don't enter into the picture has caused more than one otherwise pacifistic soul to contemplate distinctly unpacifistic actions.


Scott Meyers


#funny #nerdy #programming #design

Finally Jobs proposed Apple Computer. “I was on one of my fruitarian diets,” he explained. “I had just come back from the apple farm. It sounded fun, spirited, and not intimidating. Apple took the edge off the word ‘computer.’ Plus, it would get us ahead of Atari in the phone book


Steve Jobs


#ataris #computer #steve-jobs #walter-isaacson #diet

I had been hobbled, perhaps even crippled by a pervasive internet society I had come to depend on and take for granted... hit enter and let Google, that twenty-first century Big Brother, take care of the rest. In the Derry of 1958, the most up-to-date computers were the size of small housing developments, and the local paper was no help. What did that leave? I remembered a sociology prof I’d had in college - a sarcastic old bastard - who used to say, When all else fails, give up and go to the library.


Stephen King


#google #science-fiction #dating

Good judgement comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgement.


Frederick P. Brooks Jr.


#experience

No one messes around with a nerd’s computer and escapes unscathed.


E.A. Bucchianeri


#computer-hackers #computers #funny #geek #geek-humor

The Christian notion of the possibility of redemption is incomprehensible to the computer.


Vance Packard


#computer #incomprehensible #notion #possibility #redemption

As a rule, software systems do not work well until they have been used, and have failed repeatedly, in real applications.


Dave Parnas


#applications #been #failed #real #repeatedly

Computers are incredibly fast, accurate, and stupid: humans are incredibly slow, inaccurate and brilliant; together they are powerful beyond imagination.


Albert Einstein


#imagination






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