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Read through the most famous quotes by topic #boyfriend

I learned that love can end in one night, that great friends can become great strangers, that strangers can become best friends, that we never finish to know and understand someone completely, that the “never ever again” will happen again and that “forever” always ends, that the one that wants it can, will achieve it and get it, that the one that risks it never looses anything, that physique, figure and beauty attracts but personality makes one fall in love.

Tommy Tran

#fall-in-love #forever #girlfriend #love #lovers

I’m only saying what you won’t. He’s a hunk, admit it. A tall, dark, exotic hunk who wants to bed you, and you must be a fucking nun, because it’s been three weeks since you met him and you’re going to have to remove the cobwebs from your vagina with forceps soon, they’re growing into intelligent life form—

Dianna Hardy

#cobwebs #dating #humor #humour #relationships

Every relationship that has hit a crossroads has asked, “What is it that you want from me?

Shannon L. Alder

#boyfriend #break-ups #crossroads #divorce #family

Because you don't walk away from someone when things get tough, you find a way to stick it out and figure out what's gone wrong. - Zac Greeley, The Boyfriend Thief

Shana Norris

#greeley #inspirational #life #shana-norris #thief

Oh, my god. My non-committal boyfriend, who I was just fucking this morning, that I want to spend the rest of my life with, is your Mr. Wonderful. He’s your ‘nice,’ mystery man. Jesus.

H. Raven Rose

#homoerotica #irony #non-commital-boyfriend #life

We kiss all the time." I clear my throat, then add, "We it in private." "A smug expression crosses his face. "I don't buy it for a second, 'cause if you were my girlfriend and a stud like me was livin' in your house, I'd kiss you in front of the guy every chance I got as a reminder." "A reminder of w-w-what?" "That you were mine.

Simone Elkeles

#couples #kiss #love #relationships #romance

Give a girl a boyfriend and she becomes a total expert on relationships

Cecily von Ziegesar

#girl #gossip-girl #love #relationships #love

The important part is that you had someone to stick by you all that time. Even when everything sucked.

Jennifer E. Smith

#friend #love #relationship #love

I kissed his forehead and then his temples. I kissed every place on his face all except his lips. I got close, but never full on the lips. I gave every place on his face my full attention. Maverick quietly said to me, "You missed a spot Charlie." "I'm pretty sure I didn't," I replied. "No Charlie, you did and I'm not waiting anymore for you to give it the attention that it so desperately deserves.

Heather Gunter

#young-love #love

After a few seconds of scraping, I realize what he has isn’t a trail, it’s a whole forest! Ack! Weren’t all men supposed to shave their chest and stuff nowadays? Whatever happened to having fuzz-free Hollywood heroes as role models? At least my embarrassment is completely foregone by the irritation at his lack of upkeep. The only thing distracting me now is that heady mix of musk, shaving cream and a distinctly…male scent. And God knows that is one seriously jeopardizing distraction. Especially with a whizzing needle in one’s hand.

Rucy Ban

#book-boyfriend #erotic #funny #inked #love

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