#boyfriend

I think it helps a lot when they tell people that Teri Hatcher likes you. If you're Teri Hatcher's boyfriend, suddenly you're hunky I guess. I've spent 40 years being average and now I'm Teri hatcher's boyfriend and here we are. I've been really fortunate. ↗

— James Denton

#been #being #boyfriend #fortunate #guess

I’m only saying what you won’t. He’s a hunk, admit it. A tall, dark, exotic hunk who wants to bed you, and you must be a fucking nun, because it’s been three weeks since you met him and you’re going to have to remove the cobwebs from your vagina with forceps soon, they’re growing into intelligent life form— ↗

— Dianna Hardy

#cobwebs #dating #humor #humour #relationships

I had a boyfriend who told me I’d never succeed, never be nominated for a Grammy, never have a hit song, and that he hoped I’d fail. I said to him, ‘Someday, when we’re not together, you won’t be able to order a cup of coffee at the fucking deli without hearing or seeing me. ↗

— Lady Gaga

#fame #grammy #humor #lady-gaga #music

I went through my first big breakup, with a boyfriend who I had been with for more than two years. He had been one of my dancers, and it was my first love and his. ↗

— Christina Aguilera

#big #boyfriend #breakup #dancers #first

He might be my boyfriend. He might not be my boyfriend. ↗

— Lauren Alaina

#might

You could be going to have supper with someone who happens to be male, and all of a sudden he is your boyfriend of nine months... and I am cheating on my existing boyfriend. ↗

— Caprice Bourret

#boyfriend #cheating #could #existing #going

I love singing - singing is what I'm famous for doing. Now it's turned into things I am famous for doing - like having rows with my mum or about my boyfriend, so it does get irritating. ↗

— Charlotte Church

#am #boyfriend #does #doing #famous

I felt little awkward about taking one boyfriend to see a film starring another boyfriend. ↗

— Shelley Duvall

#another #awkward #boyfriend #felt #film

I just broke up with my boyfriend, so I'm officially single. But one thing I find unbelievably annoying is all these guys in my life who want to save me. ↗

— Olivia Munn

#boyfriend #broke #find #guys #i

Every time we had a raid, I'd get a boyfriend out of it. ↗

— Cynthia Payne

#every #every time #get #had #i