#boyfriend

You could be going to have supper with someone who happens to be male, and all of a sudden he is your boyfriend of nine months... and I am cheating on my existing boyfriend. ↗

— Caprice Bourret

#boyfriend #cheating #could #existing #going

I was put on a surfboard by a cute boyfriend in high school. ↗

— Marguerite Moreau

#cute #high #high school #i #put

I just broke up with my boyfriend, so I'm officially single. But one thing I find unbelievably annoying is all these guys in my life who want to save me. ↗

— Olivia Munn

#boyfriend #broke #find #guys #i

Every time we had a raid, I'd get a boyfriend out of it. ↗

— Cynthia Payne

#every #every time #get #had #i

My roommate and my boyfriend, they both know I am compulsive and controlling. ↗

— Christina Ricci

#both #boyfriend #compulsive #controlling #i

If a girl comes to me first for a prom or a bar mitzvah and she likes the way she looks and her boyfriend likes the way she looks, she'll come back. ↗

— Betsey Johnson

#bar #bar mitzvah #boyfriend #come #comes

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to. ↗

— Rita Rudner

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Before, I was really passive, all I cared about was being in love with my boyfriend. I didn't have any creative power, nothing. I don't know that person any more. ↗

— Gwen Stefani

#any #before #being #being in love #boyfriend

Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend. ↗

— Lucy Liu

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So does that mean if you won’t fuck me because I’m high, I could fuck you because you’re not? ↗

— K.A. Mitchell

#boyfriend #ever #funny #high #humor