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#boyfriend

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I think it helps a lot when they tell people that Teri Hatcher likes you. If you're Teri Hatcher's boyfriend, suddenly you're hunky I guess. I've spent 40 years being average and now I'm Teri hatcher's boyfriend and here we are. I've been really fortunate. ↗


— James Denton


#been #being #boyfriend #fortunate #guess

He's really jealous, Ybon said rather weakly. Just have him meet me, Oscar said. I make all boyfriends feel better about themselves. ↗


— Junot Díaz


#jealousy #love-triangles #jealousy

I’m only saying what you won’t. He’s a hunk, admit it. A tall, dark, exotic hunk who wants to bed you, and you must be a fucking nun, because it’s been three weeks since you met him and you’re going to have to remove the cobwebs from your vagina with forceps soon, they’re growing into intelligent life form— ↗


— Dianna Hardy


#cobwebs #dating #humor #humour #relationships

Because you don't walk away from someone when things get tough, you find a way to stick it out and figure out what's gone wrong. - Zac Greeley, The Boyfriend Thief ↗


— Shana Norris


#greeley #inspirational #life #shana-norris #thief

We kiss all the time." I clear my throat, then add, "We just...do it in private." "A smug expression crosses his face. "I don't buy it for a second, 'cause if you were my girlfriend and a stud like me was livin' in your house, I'd kiss you in front of the guy every chance I got as a reminder." "A reminder of w-w-what?" "That you were mine. ↗


— Simone Elkeles


#couples #kiss #love #relationships #romance

Give a girl a boyfriend and she becomes a total expert on relationships ↗


— Cecily von Ziegesar


#girl #gossip-girl #love #relationships #love

The important part is that you had someone to stick by you all that time. Even when everything sucked. ↗


— Jennifer E. Smith


#friend #love #relationship #love

After a few seconds of scraping, I realize what he has isn’t a trail, it’s a whole forest! Ack! Weren’t all men supposed to shave their chest and stuff nowadays? Whatever happened to having fuzz-free Hollywood heroes as role models? At least my embarrassment is completely foregone by the irritation at his lack of upkeep. The only thing distracting me now is that heady mix of musk, shaving cream and a distinctly…male scent. And God knows that is one seriously jeopardizing distraction. Especially with a whizzing needle in one’s hand. ↗


— Rucy Ban


#book-boyfriend #erotic #funny #inked #love

Right now I'm pretty single... My career is my boyfriend. ↗


— Christina Aguilera


#boyfriend #career #i #now #pretty

I'm obsessed with getting married, but I don't even have a boyfriend. ↗


— Marlen Esparza


#even #getting #getting married #i #married






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