#boyfriend

So, what are you doing with my little sister today?” Daniel asked. I closed my eyes in defeat. “I’m afraid I can’t ruin the surprise,” Noah said. “But I promise I’ll return her intact.” He did not just say that. Daniel cackled ↗

— Michelle Hodkin

#embarrassment #humor #humor

If a man, who says he loves you, won’t tell you the details of a private conversation between him and another woman you can be sure he is not protecting your heart. He is protecting himself and the women he has feelings for. Wise women simply see things as they are not as their low self-esteem allows. ↗

— Shannon L. Alder

#ex-boyfriend #liar #love

My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#boyfriend #broke #her #just #marriage

I'm a very loyal boyfriend. I'm a bit of a joker... I can be romantic, but not too sickly. ↗

— Louis Tomlinson

#boyfriend #i #i can #joker #loyal

Golf is my boyfriend right now. ↗

— Karrie Webb

#golf #now #right

I spent so many years with people saying, 'Hey, you're like America's boyfriend!' ↗

— Luke Wilson

#boyfriend #hey #i #like #many

I am severely distracted these days. It's hard to sit in front of the computer, uploading bad music for hours, when you have a wonderful boyfriend who treats you like a Goddess. ↗

— April Winchell

#bad #boyfriend #computer #days #distracted

In college, my big money memory was saving up to buy a car with my boyfriend, whom I lived with. ↗

— Christie Hefner

#boyfriend #buy #car #college #i

The average Hollywood film star's ambition is to be admired by an American, courted by an Italian, married to an Englishman and have a French boyfriend. ↗

— Katharine Hepburn

#ambition #american #average #boyfriend #courted

A true heiress is never mean to anyone - except a girl who steals your boyfriend. ↗

— Paris Hilton

#boyfriend #except #girl #heiress #mean