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Rita Rudner

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I love to sleep. Do you? Isn't it great? It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious.

— Rita Rudner


I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

— Rita Rudner

#annoy #being #find #great #i

Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

— Rita Rudner

#money #humor

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and say to myself "well, that's not going to happen

— Rita Rudner


A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.

— Rita Rudner

#meeting-men #relationships #dating

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replay in sports. They've already forgotten what's happened.

— Rita Rudner

#funny #funny

When I met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always

— Rita Rudner


I never panic when I get lost. I just change where it is I want to go.

— Rita Rudner


I had the most boring office job in the world...I used to clean the windows on envelopes.

— Rita Rudner

#work #humor

Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

— Rita Rudner

#better #bought #ear #experienced #jewelry

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Rita Rudner (born September 17 1953) is an American comedienne writer and actress. Rudner did not turn to comedy until Rita Rudner was 25 after observing how few female comedians there were compared to the number of female dancers. She also appeared on the Tales from the Crypt episode "Whirlpool".

Rita Rudner (born September 17 1953) is an American comedienne writer and actress.

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