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Rita Rudner

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If I say a joke and the audience laughs it makes me feel good.


— Rita Rudner


#feel #feel good #good #i #joke

It wasn't that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was.


— Rita Rudner


#me #prom #tell #where #would

Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.


— Rita Rudner


#barbie #because #grow #grow up #identifying

Most turkeys taste better the day after, my mother's tasted better the day before.


— Rita Rudner


#before #better #day #most #mother

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.


— Rita Rudner


#boyfriend #broke #get #get married #him

My mother's mother is a very tough cookie. She buried three husbands. Two of them were just napping.


— Rita Rudner


#cookie #husbands #just #mother #napping

My Vegas act is how I make my money.


— Rita Rudner


#how #i #make #money #vegas

The logic was, there weren't too many female comedians, so I thought I might as well try a field that had fewer competitors than the field I was in, which was acting, singing and dancing.


— Rita Rudner


#comedians #competitors #dancing #female #fewer

The time you spend grieving over a man should never exceed the amount of time you actually spent with him.


— Rita Rudner


#amount #exceed #grieving #him #man

There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better.


— Rita Rudner


#different #different kinds #fit #humor #introspective






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Rita Rudner (born September 17 1953) is an American comedienne writer and actress. Rudner did not turn to comedy until Rita Rudner was 25 after observing how few female comedians there were compared to the number of female dancers. She also appeared on the Tales from the Crypt episode "Whirlpool".

Rita Rudner (born September 17 1953) is an American comedienne writer and actress.

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