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#napping

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #napping




This just didn’t happen to girls like me. This just didn’t happen to anyone.


Jenna-Lynne Duncan


#kidnapped #kidnapping #teen #young-adult #teen

I have always loved camping, ever since I was eight, and was forcibly stuffed in a trunk and dropped off in the middle of the forest. My dad was a complex man, but I believe he was trying to show me the value of camping.


Jarod Kintz


#dad #funny #hilarious #humor #kidnapping

I know who I am, and I know who you are, and nothing else matters. it's how we live our life.


Tal McThenia


#identity #kidnapping #true-story #life

As an extreme method of saving, I’d kidnap myself, if I thought I’d actually pay the ransom money before I committed suicide.



Jarod Kintz


#suicide #money

She doesn’t even have shoes on” He was trying to reconcile something in his head while talking to Luke. “In all the time you spent in that shack, you forgot to pack her shoes?” Luke asked rhetorically, shaking his head in both wonder and disappointment. “Look, we’re in the boonies. I am sure shoes are optional, as are a full set of teeth.


Jenna-Lynne Duncan


#kidnapping #louisiana #new-orleans #paranormal #young-adult

I do not particularly like the word 'work.' Human beings are the only animals who have to work, and I think that is the most ridiculous thing in the world. Other animals make their livings by living, but people work like crazy, thinking that they have to in order to stay alive. The bigger the job, the greater the challenge, the more wonderful they think it is. It would be good to give up that way of thinking and live an easy, comfortable life with plenty of free time. I think that the way animals live in the tropics, stepping outside in the morning and evening to see if there is something to eat, and taking a long nap in the afternoon, must be a wonderful life. For human beings, a life of such simplicity would be possible if one worked to produce directly his daily necessities. In such a life, work is not work as people generally think of it, but simply doing what needs to be done.


Masanobu Fukuoka


#farming #food #leisure #living #living-well

No matter what happens, the U.S. Navy is not going to be caught napping.


Frank Knox


#going #happens #matter #napping #navy

Too many of my Senate colleagues overdid it. They stayed on too long - napping through committee hearings when they should have packed up and gone home.


Leverett Saltonstall


#committee #gone #hearings #home #long

The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg my friends to treat me that well.


Jarod Kintz


#blindfolded #car #friends #friendship #funny

A ransom note, the true test of unconditional love.


Bauvard


#humor #kidnapping #love #funny






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