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April Winchell

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I wish you a tolerable Thursday. That's all any of us can hope for.


— April Winchell


#hope #i #i wish #thursday #tolerable

I am severely distracted these days. It's hard to sit in front of the computer, uploading bad music for hours, when you have a wonderful boyfriend who treats you like a Goddess.


— April Winchell


#bad #boyfriend #computer #days #distracted

I can wholeheartedly apologize for not being at all sorry. And it really is the least I can do.


— April Winchell


#being #i #i can #least #really

Like every aspect of cancer I've weathered thus far, today's experience was not at all demoralizing, expensive or humiliating. No, it was just plain fun.


— April Winchell


#cancer #demoralizing #every #expensive #experience

I always like to get local music when I'm in another country.


— April Winchell


#another #country #get #i #i always

I had a migraine for about seven or eight straight days, and I was unable to sleep most nights.


— April Winchell


#days #eight #had #i #migraine

I had glow in the dark bands made up and I've given away a ton of them.


— April Winchell


#bands #dark #given #glow #had

I have found that many other countries will buy off on anything American. As much as they hate us, they want to be us more than anything.


— April Winchell


#anything #buy #countries #found #hate

I know you aren't supposed to speak ill of the dead.


— April Winchell


#i #ill #know #speak #supposed

I never have anything to talk about.


— April Winchell


#anything #i #never #talk






About April Winchell

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Did you know about April Winchell?

Winchell portrayed the "Glendale Federal Bank" lady – a cranky cynical customer mollified by the service at her new bank – in a series of highly successful radio commercials which Winchell wrote and directed herself. Subsequent to the end of this program in November 2002 April Winchell appeared semi-regularly on the Ask Mr. This weekend program aired for three years and enjoyed the fastest growing audience in the history of the station.

She was born in New York City the daughter of ventriloquist voice actor and comedian the late Paul Winchell.

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