Terry Pratchett

Coming back to where you started is not the same as never leaving. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#hat #pratchett #sky #terry #sky

If complete and utter chaos was lightning, then he'd be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and shouting 'All gods are bastards! ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#humour #religion #stupidity #stupidity

He'd been wrong, there was a light at the end of the tunnel, and it was a flamethrower. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#humor #death

Many people, meeting Aziraphale for the first time, formed three impressions: that he was English, that he was intelligent, and that he was gayer than a treeful of monkeys on nitrous oxide. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#humor

Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#simile #communication

The presence of those seeking the truth is infinitely to be preferred to the presence of those who think they've found it. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#humor

It's still magic even if you know how it's done. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#technology #technology

Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#humor

We who think we are about to die will laugh at anything. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#gallows-humor #humor #laughing #death

Death: "THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN ALCOHOL, ALBERT." Albert: "Oh, yes, sir. But alcohol sort of compensates for not getting them. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#death #drinking #humor #death