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Terry Pratchett

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Coming back to where you started is not the same as never leaving.


— Terry Pratchett


#hat #pratchett #sky #terry #sky

If complete and utter chaos was lightning, then he'd be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and shouting 'All gods are bastards!


— Terry Pratchett


#humour #religion #stupidity #stupidity

He'd been wrong, there was a light at the end of the tunnel, and it was a flamethrower.


— Terry Pratchett


#humor #death

Many people, meeting Aziraphale for the first time, formed three impressions: that he was English, that he was intelligent, and that he was gayer than a treeful of monkeys on nitrous oxide.


— Terry Pratchett


#humor

Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.


— Terry Pratchett


#simile #communication

The presence of those seeking the truth is infinitely to be preferred to the presence of those who think they've found it.


— Terry Pratchett


#humor

It's still magic even if you know how it's done.


— Terry Pratchett


#technology #technology

Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.


— Terry Pratchett


#humor

We who think we are about to die will laugh at anything.


— Terry Pratchett


#gallows-humor #humor #laughing #death

Death: "THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN ALCOHOL, ALBERT." Albert: "Oh, yes, sir. But alcohol sort of compensates for not getting them.


— Terry Pratchett


#death #drinking #humor #death






About Terry Pratchett

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Did you know about Terry Pratchett?

His family moved to Bridgwater Somerset briefly in 1957 following which he passed his eleven plus exam in 1959 earning him a place in John Hampden Grammar School. He was made an adjunct Professor in the School of English at Trinity College Dublin in 2010 with a role in postgraduate education in creative writing and popular literature. Pratchett's first novel The Carpet People was publiTerry Pratchettd in 1971 and since his first Discworld novel (The Colour of Magic) was publiTerry Pratchettd in 1983 he has written two books a year on average.

His latest Discworld book Snuff was at the time of its release the third-fastest-selling hardback adult-audience novel since records began in the United Kingdom selling 55000 copies in the first three days. Sir Terence David John "Terry" Pratchett OBE (born 28 April 1948) is an English author of fantasy novels especially comical works. In December 2007 Pratchett announced that he was suffering from early-onset Alzheimer's disease.

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