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There's no justice. There's just me.


Terry Pratchett Death


#justice #terry-pratchett #death

There are things so horrible that even the dark is afraid of them. Most people don't know this and this is just as well because the world could not really operate if everyone stayed in bed with the blankets over their head, which is what would happen if people knew what horrors lay a shadow's width away.


Terry Pratchett


#dark #discworld #equal-rites #horror #terry-pratchett

That's the fashion. Fast as the speed of light, they say. Ha! It's got no soul, sir, no heart.


Terry Pratchett


#fiction #going-postal #inspirational #marketing #terry-pratchett

I should have learned this, she thought. I wanted to learn fire, and pain, but I should have learned people.


Terry Pratchett


#life #terry-pratchett #tiffany-aching #truth #witches

Coming back to where you started is not the same as never leaving.


Terry Pratchett


#hat #pratchett #sky #terry #sky

The fact is that camels are far more intelligent than dolphins. They are so much brighter that they soon realised that the most prudent thing any intelligent animal can do, if it would prefer its descendants not to spend a lot of time on a slab with electrodes clamped to their brains or sticking mines on the bottom of ships or being patronized rigid by zoologists, is to make bloody certain humans don't find out about it. So they long ago plumped for a lifestyle that, in return for a certain amount of porterage and being prodded with sticks, allowed them adequate food and grooming and the chance to spit in a human's eye and get away with it.


Terry Pratchett


#dolphins #hitchhiker-s-guide-to-the-galaxy #humor #pratchett #pyramids

It was nice to hear the voices of little children at play, provided you took care to be far enough away not to hear what they were actually saying.


Terry Pratchett


#hogfather #humor #terry-pratchett #humor

The trouble is you can shut your eyes but you can’t shut your mind.


Terry Pratchett


#philosophy #terry-pratchett #wintersmith #humor

At such times the universe gets a little closer to us. They are strange times, times of beginnings and endings. Dangerous and powerful. And we feel it even if we don't know what it is. These times are not necessarily good, and not necessarily bad. In fact, what they are depends on what *we* are.


Terry Pratchett


#life #terry-pratchett #tiffany-aching #truth #witches

Some police forces would believe anything. Not the Metropolitan police, though. The Met was the hardest, most cynically pragmatic, most stubbornly down-to-earth police force in Britain. It would take a lot to phase a copper from the Met. It would take, for example, a huge, battered car that was nothing more nor less than a fireball, a blazing, roaring, twisted metal lemon from Hell, driven by a grinning lunatic in sunglasses, sitting amid the flames, trailing thick black smoke, coming straight at them through the lashing rain and wind at eighty miles an hour. That would do it every time.


Terry Pratchett


#good-omens #humor #neil-gaiman #terry-pratchett #humor






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