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Carl Hiaasen

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Hey. Sometimes life is a shit flavored Popsicle.


— Carl Hiaasen


#life

Garcia wondered why people with JESUS stickers on their bumper always drove twenty miles per hour under the speed limit. If God was my co-pilot, he thought, I'd be doing a hundred and twenty.


— Carl Hiaasen


#humor #humor

Mickey Cray had been out of work ever since a dead iguana fell from a palm tree and hit him on the head.


— Carl Hiaasen


#humor #humor

Actually it was the mark of the stupid, which is what you get for sitting under a tree during a thunderstorm.


— Carl Hiaasen


#stupidity #humor

...Right now there's a pair of bad cops on their way out here to shoot me." "You don't know that." "Yeah, you're right," Stranahan said. "They're probably just collecting Toys for Tots. Now go.


— Carl Hiaasen


#humor #humor

A quick puke, two rails of blow and she was solid.


— Carl Hiaasen


#humor

But Erin let it slide. The child was only four years old; she had a whole lifetime to learn about sadness. Today was for Dalmatians, ice cream and new dolls.


— Carl Hiaasen


#humor #mystery-novels #humor

In his own mind, it was never a matter of courage. But courage it was.


— Carl Hiaasen


#chomp #courage #courage

From the bow of the canoe she asked, "Do you know a rain dance?" "First I need a virgin.


— Carl Hiaasen


#nature

That's what people do when they find a special place that wild and full of life, they trample it to death.


— Carl Hiaasen


#wild #wildlife #death






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Hiaasen's young adult novels follow the theme of environmental issues. Hiaasen lives in Vero Beach Florida. He was a reporter for Cocoa Today (Cocoa Florida) for two years beginning in 1974 and then was hired by the Miami Herald in 1976 where he still works.

: /ˈhaɪ. əsɛn/; born March 12 1953) is an American journalist columnist and novelist. Carl Hiaasen (pron.

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