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I’m too big of a fan of sin and debauchery to be a Christian. ↗


— J.C. Wickhart


#humor #humor

What song would lull a snake into submission? "John Mayer?" "Over my dead body." "Could be, Tim, could be. ↗


— Gini Koch


#humor #sci-fi #humor

Why don’t you purchase an Italian dictionary? I will assume the expense.” “I have one,” she said, “but I don’t think it’s very good. Half the words are missing.” “Half?” “Well, some,” she amended. “But truly, that’s not the problem.” He blinked, waiting for her to continue. She did. Of course. “I don’t think Italian is the author’s native tongue,” she said. “The author of the dictionary?” he queried. “Yes. It’s not terribly idiomatic. ↗


— Julia Quinn


#dictionary #humor #italian #humor

I don't see why you two can't get along." "It is a personality issue," Rathenridge muttered. Dentin looked at him. No emotion, no reaction, simply bland observation. "Yours? ↗


— Rachel Rossano


#duty #humor #personality-types #rachel-rossano #rathenridge

Kitty, do you have the bottle?" "In my purse. Which is in my room. Not that I think I can find my room from here." "I'll get it," Martini said. He stood up and disappeared. Ten seconds later he was back, bottle in hand. "What kept you?" "That purse gets worse every time I look inside. ↗


— Gini Koch


#humor #sci-fi #humor

Why do you work so hard to make yourself disliked? I should think you'd find it happens enough on its own without putting yourself to any extra trouble. ↗


— Steven Brust


#personality #humor

You‟re my mate. Think you can handle that?” It was hard to speak with her heart bursting open. “Think you can handle me?” “So long as you're gentle with me.”" Emmett to Ria - Whisper of sin ↗


— Nalini Singh


#love #nalini-singh #humor

it’s as if the universe has a sense of humor, since at a deep level it’s impossible not to lead a spiritual life… the universe is living through you at this moment. with or without belief in god, the chain of events leading from silent awareness to physical reality remains intact. ↗


— Deepak Chopra


#spirituality #universe #humor

Rhett: Here’s the problem. I am not the sexual equivalent of an espresso machine. ↗


— Rowena Cherry


#humor #sperm-donor #humor

What a pair they were - a Mistborn who felt guilty wasting coins to jump and a nobleman who thought balls were too expensive. ↗


— Brandon Sanderson


#humor #money #humor






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